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My Kid and I Made this List for Reasons I Can’t Remember (but We Must Have Been Hungry).

  1. Whole planet of spaghetti with spaghetti people with everything on it spaghetti.
  2. City of mustard with little hotdog people chasing cookies on legs.
  3. Hamburger with pigeons on it, cooing and pooping chocolate eggs.
  4. Pizza with doughnuts and chocolate chips.
  5. Snake pushing a lawnmower through a field of pizza to make pizza-aide.
  6. Little boy of fried eggs doing the samba.
  7. Man with chocolate belly, sriracha face, lasagna hands, paper arms, feet of milk, and legs of wire.